Well, hey there! I'm Sydney.

While I am not famed Italian-grandma-pasta-witch Strega Nona, she and I do have a lot in common. For starters, we’re both Italian. Okay, so, I’m only a quarter Italian… but I talk with my hands and I love to cook in my free time, so that has to count for something, right?

Like Strega Nona, I love pasta, especially that of the endless variety. I also embrace my grandma-like personality by only doing hobbies that were cool approximately 60-70 years ago. Now I’m still working on the whole “witch” thing, so if you know of any covens of friendly witches looking to recruit the next copywriting-pasta eating-wisecracking-Strega Nona, I’m your gal.

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invite me to your pasta coven: sydneyelindsey@gmail.com

okay, well, at least tell me about it: (614) 307-6801

*Currently writing obscure and vaguely nostalgic jokes at Uber